See below a selection of our lyrics

All lyrics written by TxCx

NUTELLA RULES

...nutella rules!

BESTIAL FOOT FETISH

I love animals

I love feet

Stick them together for a tasty treat

Licking the toes of my farmyard queen

Fuck a pig

Fuck a cow

Fuck anything you can see

Excitation

The bestial erection

The feet of the beast

Are sexual perfection

POKEY BUM FIDDLE

Ain't no fiddle

Like a pokey bum fiddle

STUPID SEXY FLANDERS

 

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

Stupid sexy Flanders

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

Stupid sexy Flanders

WANKED TO EXTINCTION

Masturbation nation

I'm standing at the station

I had no time to rub one out

So I rubbed myself on a man with gout

At first he seemed quite nervous

Then he seemed displeased

Then he pulled his trousers down

And rubbed himself with me

(I like wanking, I like wanking)

Masturbation nation!

Can't stop these hands from flapping

My wank disease is gaining traction

Cannot help with my distraction

All will join my wanky faction

Drains begin to overflow

The postal service stops

The military goes on strike

Until their loads are shot

No army, no navy

No policemen either

Everybody sits at home

Tugging on their weiner