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All lyrics written by TxCx
NUTELLA RULES
...nutella rules!
BESTIAL FOOT FETISH
I love animals
I love feet
Stick them together for a tasty treat
Licking the toes of my farmyard queen
Fuck a pig
Fuck a cow
Fuck anything you can see
Excitation
The bestial erection
The feet of the beast
Are sexual perfection
POKEY BUM FIDDLE
Ain't no fiddle
Like a pokey bum fiddle
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Stupid sexy Flanders
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Stupid sexy Flanders
WANKED TO EXTINCTION
Masturbation nation
I'm standing at the station
I had no time to rub one out
So I rubbed myself on a man with gout
At first he seemed quite nervous
Then he seemed displeased
Then he pulled his trousers down
And rubbed himself with me
(I like wanking, I like wanking)
Masturbation nation!
Can't stop these hands from flapping
My wank disease is gaining traction
Cannot help with my distraction
All will join my wanky faction
Drains begin to overflow
The postal service stops
The military goes on strike
Until their loads are shot
No army, no navy
No policemen either
Everybody sits at home
Tugging on their weiner